Hustling Professional Mugs

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Running Latte

Runner going through hurdles.

The Workaholics Building

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Office Woman

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

One Man Band

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I'm an entrepreneur."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

"The last time I made money was on the day I sold one of my kidneys..."

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'