Hustling Professional Gifts

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Running Latte

Runner going through hurdles.

The Workaholics Building

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Office Woman

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

One Man Band

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

"The last time I made money was on the day I sold one of my kidneys..."

'Do you or do not want to be a member of this team, Henson? If so, I suggest you go back and run to first base this time.'