Hustle Enthusiast Gifts

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

The Real American Dream

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"Hey, I'm happy to be called on vacation with news of a great sales result."

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Looking for investors...

'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

Office Woman

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'At least I don't have his life.'

The Workaholics Building

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'What training do I get?'

Whatever became of auto repair and bookkeeping?

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"I'm an entrepreneur."

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

Workaholic on holiday 2