Hustle Admirer Gifts

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Workaholics Building

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

The Real American Dream

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Office Woman

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

Workaholic on holiday 2

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

Starving Artist Sale.

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

"The last time I made money was on the day I sold one of my kidneys..."

"Another week, another dollar. It seems like life is nothing but work, work, work! But there's nothing wrong with that! I like being busy. And boy, I'm always busy!"

'Do you or do not want to be a member of this team, Henson? If so, I suggest you go back and run to first base this time.'