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Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Workaholics Building

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

The Real American Dream

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Office Woman

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"I'm an entrepreneur."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

Workaholic on holiday 2

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

"The last time I made money was on the day I sold one of my kidneys..."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

'Do you or do not want to be a member of this team, Henson? If so, I suggest you go back and run to first base this time.'

"Another week, another dollar. It seems like life is nothing but work, work, work! But there's nothing wrong with that! I like being busy. And boy, I'm always busy!"