Artistic Hustle Admirers T-Shirts

Starving Artist Sale.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Peter Gabriel

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Family Portrait

Leos Janacek

Office Woman

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

Chameleon knocking out a kangaroo with its tongue.

Vultures wait on a desert island.