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'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Office Woman

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."