Young Hustler T-Shirts

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Two children sweeping a doorway

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"I want you to unload the dishwasher and put every dish away...including your tip jar."

Robot Parts $5

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Selling lemon latt�

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

A child runs an equity stand.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Engineer on the move.

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

The Real American Dream

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself