Modern Hustler T-Shirts

'I also do taxes.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Engineer on the move.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

The housing market begins to deflate.

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'Damp. What damp?'

Feel the baby kick - 5 cents

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Hard Day?'

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."