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The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Back to work...

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Engineer on the move.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

The Real American Dream

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Was the class too early for you?'

The housing market begins to deflate.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Alarm

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

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'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."