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'Damp. What damp?'

The housing market begins to deflate.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

Emigrating to France.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

The Real American Dream

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

The New Business Power Suit

'This is close enough.'

Realty. Remember

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

House for Sale.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"Great location, new roof, central air, underground storage tanks full of toxic waste, double garage, ceramic tile?"