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"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

I did it my way.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Mulch madness"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Handyman's Special'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'