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Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

I did it my way.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Mulch madness"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Handyman's Special'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum