Home Improvement Hopeful T-Shirts

'Yes he's very keen on 'Do-it-yourself' but no on 'Do-it-himself'!'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

I did it my way.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Mulch madness"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Handyman's Special'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."