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Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

The house that Ruth built.

"It's for you, dear."

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

I did it my way.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Mulch madness"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Dummies Books.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'