Home Improvement Daredevil Pillows

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

The house that Ruth built.

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

I did it my way.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Mulch madness"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."