Hustle Humorist T-Shirts

Man selling get-rich-quick schemes for $10,000 each.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Death Boss

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Don't think of it as being laid off, think of it as a cure for your workaholicism."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

Office Woman

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

"Posthumously yours."

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Pork Lift

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'Can you dance?'

"First his cell phone died and then he died."

"I was married to my job for years, and now, all of a sudden, I'm paying ALIMONY to it!"

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"To think our very existence hinges on your bloody headache!"

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'