Hustle Humorist T-Shirts

Gift a hustle humorist a t-shirt that speaks their language—bold, witty, and full of ambition. Designed for the spirited, driven individual who loves to wear their humor on their sleeve.

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Man selling get-rich-quick schemes for $10,000 each.

Man selling get-rich-quick schemes for $10,000 each. mockup

Man selling get-rich-quick schemes for $10,000 each.

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"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle." mockup

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

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"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be." mockup

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

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'Would you all please congatulate...' mockup

'Would you all please congatulate...'

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"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week." mockup

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

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'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....' mockup

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

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'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?' mockup

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

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Death Boss

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"Don't think of it as being laid off, think of it as a cure for your workaholicism."

"Don't think of it as being laid off, think of it as a cure for your workaholicism." mockup

"Don't think of it as being laid off, think of it as a cure for your workaholicism."

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'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.' mockup

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

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The Real American Dream

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Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner mockup

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

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"Tell me about the sunshine, George." mockup

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

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"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8." mockup

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

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Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone. mockup

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

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"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..." mockup

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

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Office Woman

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'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.' mockup

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

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