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Last investor in pyramid scheme

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A Semicolon.

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'...Because its easy to draw.'

"I don't want it to look like I don't appreciate your qualifications and experience, but you're talking a lot of crap."

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

Stamp collector with a magnifying glass (colour).

'Hard Day?'

Maternity Ward Door Sign - 'Push, push, push'

Son, if you fall off a horse get right back on, ride to a lawyer and sue the stable.

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

"Mom says if life gives you lemons...go out and make a few bucks!"

"In days gone by the village blacksmith was often called upon to shoo horses."

Movers. Shakers.

Man selling get-rich-quick schemes for $10,000 each.