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'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"It's over, Ted - there's someone else!"

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Boy,something sure nailed that lure.'

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'For goodness sake,Lettica! This is no time to be starting one of your infernal affairs.'

'Uhh, could I have your frequent flier points?'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

A married woman's secret lover.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Skiing.

Football Chameleon

Man fishing with large bait

"The Eggsorcist"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Flight simulator'

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"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Guide fish.