Hurdle Enthusiast Gifts

Dog and Runner Jumping Hurdles Together

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Professional man hurdling

100k Desert Crawl

Runner going through hurdles.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Healthy.

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Centaur Sprinter

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Office Woman

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.