Hurdles Gifts

Centaur Sprinter

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Very tall runner leaps over shorter runner.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Nervous Oral Testing

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Professional man hurdling

Runner going through hurdles.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Healthy.

Office Woman

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

Loans: First hurdle.

Confusion at the Race

Workaholic on holiday 2

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.