Hurdles Pillows

Centaur Sprinter

I just can't get over not being good at hurdles.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Very tall runner leaps over shorter runner.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Professional man hurdling

Runner going through hurdles.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

Healthy.

Office Woman

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

Workaholic on holiday 2

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

Loans: First hurdle.