Hurdling Master Gifts

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Food deliverer's baby.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Professional man hurdling

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Runner going through hurdles.

Important Muscles.

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Centaur Sprinter

Healthy.

Keen gardener.

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Rocking Chairs

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

One Man Band

Hurdles with Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

Anabolic Steroids

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out