Hustler Gifts

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Runner going through hurdles.

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Office Woman

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

Take a peek 50¢

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'A busy day on Wall Street. A New York minute was clocked at a record speed of 27 seconds.'

Workaholic on holiday 2

". . . So what's with bosses these days? It seems like I can never find a good one."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Hard Day?'