Horse Hustler Gifts

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Runner going through hurdles.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

The housing market begins to deflate.

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

'Damp. What damp?'

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

'Hard Day?'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

Master inspecting new horse

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

At a Horse Fair.

'I also do taxes.'

'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.