Hilarious Hustler Gifts

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

Take a peek 50¢

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

A perk of self-employment.

'What adeal, I paid 50 cents for Monique's present and her Mom gave me 2 bucks to leave the party!'

Last investor in pyramid scheme

Man selling get-rich-quick schemes for $10,000 each.