Innovative Hustler Gifts

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

Work Slave

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Engineer on the move.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

The Real American Dream

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'Congratulations you have just made our one millionth request for a raise!'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."