Startup Hustler Gifts

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"I've been promoted from working for free to working for bitcoins."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Work Slave

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Engineer on the move.

'I tried to warn you, Fred. As the economy goes, so goes the corporate culture here!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Mark Zuckerberg

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Home for the Holidays

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"How much do you need?"

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