Digital Hustler Gifts

'What happened to that lemonade stand of yours?' 'I decided to sell it on Ebay...'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

The Real American Dream

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'Doing my work from home over the internet? You bet I'm interested.'

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

Internet Sales Tax

WiFi on deserted island

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."