Online Hustler Gifts

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Pull an all-nighter?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

The Real American Dream

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

Ebaying at the moon.

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

'The only reason I'm having Cindy do my homework, Dad, is that you always say a good manager knows how to delegate work.'

'A sinkhole ate my homework...?'

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"Rather than plagiarism. . . I'd like to think of myself as a co-author!"

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."