Part-time Hustler Gifts

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I needed a side hustle."

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

'I forgot my keys!'

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"Ruddy gig economy."

"It's my side hustle."

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

Bought low, sold lower.

Lost property

'These part-time, no-benefits, temporary employees have the uncanny ability to disappear at will.'

'I thought we agreed,one would do mornings and one the afternoons!'