Home Office Hustler Gifts

"Just because I'm forced to work from home, doesn't mean I deserve any less respect than when I worked in an actual office!"

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I'm working from home today."

Lumbar support animal

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I want to work from home!"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

Engineer on the move.

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Studio in December

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."