Home Office Hustler Pillows

"Just because I'm forced to work from home, doesn't mean I deserve any less respect than when I worked in an actual office!"

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm working from home today."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Lumbar support animal

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I want to work from home!"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

Engineer on the move.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Studio in December

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Manual Labor.

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"Woof"

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

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