Home Office Entrepreneur Pillows

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I'm working from home today."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Lumbar support animal

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"I want to work from home!"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

Studio in December

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Self-Employment

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"Woof"

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'