Part-time Hustler Pillows

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"It's my side rustle."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

"I needed a side hustle."

'I forgot my keys!'

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

Isn't It Exciting?

When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

"Ruddy gig economy."

"It's my side hustle."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Lost property

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

Bought low, sold lower.

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

'These part-time, no-benefits, temporary employees have the uncanny ability to disappear at will.'