Freelance Hustler Pillows

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Engineer on the move.

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

'I forgot my keys!'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"It's my side hustle."

Lost property

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

Bought low, sold lower.

"I've been promoted from working for free to working for bitcoins."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

"What am I doing? Oh, web design, mostly... A little freelance illustration when I can find it."