Freelance Hustler Gifts

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Engineer on the move.

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"It's my side rustle."

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

Isn't It Exciting?

'I forgot my keys!'

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"It's my side hustle."

Bought low, sold lower.

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Lost property

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"I've been promoted from working for free to working for bitcoins."

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'