Side Hustle Enthusiast Gifts

On Strike/Car Wash $5.00 - "Heck, we're out here anyway."

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

Bought low, sold lower.

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'

"It's my side hustle."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Home Business - Business Cards.

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

'I'll have my people call your people. Wait a minute, that won't work. I'm a sole proprietor.'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

Lost property

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."

"Just because I'm forced to work from home, doesn't mean I deserve any less respect than when I worked in an actual office!"

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

Paperboy wanted! Short round.

"As long as you're going out, how about hustling up a few bucks."