Side Hustle Seekers Gifts

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"It's my side hustle."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

Lost property

Bought low, sold lower.

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'