Side Hustle Seeker Gifts

"I needed a side hustle."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"It's my side hustle."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

Bought low, sold lower.

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Lost property

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."