Side Hustling Gifts

"As long as you're going out, how about hustling up a few bucks."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"It's my side hustle."

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

Bought low, sold lower.

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Lost property

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'