Side Hustle Starter Gifts

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Take a peek 50¢

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"I'll never accomplish anything around here if I'm forced to do my job."

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

"It's my side hustle."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

Bought low, sold lower.

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

Lost property

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"I've been promoted from working for free to working for bitcoins."

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!