Side Hustles Gifts

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

"It's my side hustle."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

Lost property

Bought low, sold lower.

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

Side business

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"I have a website because I need a part time job to supplement my income."

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'