Late-night Hustler Pillows

'I forgot my keys!'

Caption Contest TK

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

The Real American Dream

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Honey, you're sleepworking again."

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'