Late-night Hustler Pillows

'I forgot my keys!'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Caption Contest TK

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

The Real American Dream

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Honey, you're sleepworking again."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"It's my side rustle."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

Isn't It Exciting?

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'