Happy Hour Hustler Pillows

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Best Before 5th Pint.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Prawn Cocktail Please

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"You lack spontaniety."

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