Late-night Worker Pillows

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it with a chopstick and soya sauce."

I'm exhausted, Randy. What happened, little buddy? It's my side gig, where I back people up in online arguments for $5 per thread. I got a new client at 3 a.m. last night

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Caption Contest TK

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Night-shift entrance

Working Vacation.

This coffee can keep you up

"Dunhomin"

'I'm here for your coffee.'

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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Held up at work? You could have called."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

Of course I'm really working late.