Sleep-deprived Hustler Pillows

"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"Time for bed, guys."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Engineer on the move.

The Real American Dream

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

'I forgot my keys!'

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"How's the insomnia?"

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

"I had a bad dream that you were getting rest."

"I can't remember how to fall asleep. What do you have for insomnesia?"

'I told you not to drink coffee before hibernating!'

On the phone in bed.

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

Get rich quick.

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

A perk of self-employment.