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"I got a lot of work done today. I couldn't sleep."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Time for bed, guys."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Engineer on the move.

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Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

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'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

'I forgot my keys!'

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"How's the insomnia?"

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"I had a bad dream that you were getting rest."

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"I can't remember how to fall asleep. What do you have for insomnesia?"

'I told you not to drink coffee before hibernating!'

On the phone in bed.

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'