Motivated Hustler Pillows

A perk of self-employment.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Running Latte

Engineer on the move.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'OK, it's a new season, so I want to see some hustle out there!'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

"I want you to unload the dishwasher and put every dish away...including your tip jar."

Get rich quick.

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

'I also do taxes.'

'You knew investment banking was dangerous when you took the job!'

The Sick Man of Europe

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute