Home Business Hustler Gifts

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Engineer on the move.

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

The New Business Power Suit

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Sport

Wide screen TV

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

The housing market begins to deflate.

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

Home Business - Accounting Software.

'I understand the need to estimate next year's home business expenses for the bank, but do you think they really care how many rolls of toilet paper we expect to purchase?'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Home Business - Computer.

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

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'Damp. What damp?'

"The commute is rough today."

Home Business - First Sale.

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

"Your father's starting a home business and we all have to be tested for drugs."

'I know it's late, but if you want to sell your house I have to show it when it's convenient to the buyers.'

'The best feature is that it's zoned for a home business in case you lose your job.'

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."

"Just because I'm forced to work from home, doesn't mean I deserve any less respect than when I worked in an actual office!"

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

"That's where I do 'my business'."

A perk of self-employment.