Household Hustler Gifts

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Acclaimed mother.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

The Real American Dream

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

The New Business Power Suit

Sport

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

For sale

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

'Damp. What damp?'

"The commute is rough today."

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book."

"Just because I'm forced to work from home, doesn't mean I deserve any less respect than when I worked in an actual office!"

"Thanks for rushing over but we've decided to keep our poltergeist!"

'Times must be hard, you're the sixth self-employed freelancer I've seen this week whose expenses exceed income...'

Moving a piano.

'I know it's late, but if you want to sell your house I have to show it when it's convenient to the buyers.'