Home Business Enthusiast Gifts

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Home Business - First Sale.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"I didn't spark joy."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Intelligent dog.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Living together, couple in love.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Hmmm...impressive CV! Y'know, I have a feeling that you'll go far in this company...."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

And the third quarter projection

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'